When Kim Kadashasian wed Kris Humphries, I predicted that it would last six months.

Well, I was wrong. It lasted only 72 days.

Considering the $10 million that was spent on “Kim’s Dream Wedding”, that works out to about $138,888 per day . . . A new world record, as far as I can tell.

Apparently, they made another $18 million on the wedding (photos, television rights, etc.)

I’d marry anybody for $28 million+, for 72 days! (Kris Humphries, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Shrek, Pee Wee Herman, The Elephant Man . . . it wouldn’t matter).

Etiquette would require Kim and Kris to return their “over-the-top” wedding gifts (such as a Baccarat crystal vase valued at nearly $8,000 and $38,000-worth of place settings); However, Kim says she intends to donate the gifts to charity. (Yeah, right, i’ll look for that Baccarat vase at my local Goodwill store).

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